False Flag: Next Time Don't Miss

Is what the brits would say if they had bollocks half the size of mine

What’s up Smart pipe? You get bored with the poopy show and bust out a list of bunty anagrams to act like you got double jeopardy on the 400 tile of potpourri? Looking at you caitlyn durante because i respect you. Why don’t you put your masters degree to work work work work on these callbacks so you don’t vomit while trying to figure out if my cotillion joke qualifies me for passing the boetchdell test. Or is the next adaptation of sherlock coming out on bbc ocho, oh no. those sog heads no habla rolled r’s gato. Church of gringoland’s god forbid they add another language to their alphabet soup and lose the capitol spot old sport when the lingua franca switches to spanglish. No wonder the United States southern border is such an issue. Lousy sog head simpathizers scared New york might rebrand to Nuevo Pichu. la ciudad electrica. I say hell yeah invisible man.

What’s the number one slogan of the Refugee poachers? Speak english! Notice that SP slipped to one and two again sucka. Grande problemo pendejo? Take it up with your participation trophy of a star spanglish banner steve bannon bought off ali express. Maybe put more sugar on your beignet and less up your nose, take a step back to baton rouge and remember it’s called a lingua franca (lousiana creole has french in it) you vendi vendi vici speaky speaky speaky, wishin you had half the gusto, swagger, or culinary instinct of an average italian, sarin huffers(apparently that was japan). Did you Throw tomatoes at your criminals because you stole too many of them while failing at the crusades or because you’re so scared of them you thought they’d be as effective as rocks? 

It’s not workin, better send em to australia. You know, it’s like austria but the name and the trip is longer. Learned that pneumatic device from a dirty spaniard. He said get the fuck away there during the 1930’s. but Before i throw any more night shade at the country that can’t seem to cast black sheep wall on its home turf allow me to address the latest candance owens hopeless joe rogan’d magdumb opus (get it? cause it’s long) of an opinion piece about a so called assaination attempt on trump’s life

Oh hey color like memento, take a memento consider the following. the effects of what i’m introducing to the world as the time lazer, yes the time lazer. What time lazer? The time lazer which has effects like taking drugs, so the story isn’t gonna be linear and neither is the way the information is gonna come together on your end. Picking up what i’m putting down yet? Lichterman? Physical effects include convulsions, fevers, and a feeling of being pulled apart across various timelines. However, this gives one the advantage of a tiny glimpse into the world of anyone paying attention, kind of like streaking past a sorority house. I recommended we try to test the equipment ethically, but ethically isn’t how the 3 out of 4 pillars, not enough to win elections, project 2025 crews rolls. And it sure as hell ain’t how Zuck likes his experiments to be unveiled. Great russia dodge in 2016. By the way Last I checked cambridge is still closer to jolly ol stratford upon avon than st. Petersburg.(this is a joke… but one that NEEDS to be played straight to be effective… the audience needs to believe i think names work like that) Speaking of russian… small side note.

I miss you brother bear. I know you are some sort of kgb spetznaz intelligence but i miss our arm wrestling and i will never forget the way you stood up for me. You tipped me off to the mind control and didn’t even flinch when it came to saving my life. Swol, I know it was hard to watch that battery die on my phone. I know the mass survielance networks keep a little charge on past 0% just in case the criminals get cocky. I hope you know that wherever you are i want your dash cam to be free of potholes and falling satallites. I want all your tracksuit wearing buddies to pull themselves up off those sky scraper ledges after they get that sick nasty footage, and i hope your knees never get old you curb squatting, potato drinking, putin scooter.(Putin scootin is a sport my friend Trevor and i invented where you go into the woods unarmed and come out riding a bear) Das vidanya until the next time we have to team up against the real enemy, or should i say, regal pain in the ass that is these, europe but not nato leavin antithetical to world freedom, fish and pussywhippeds. I’m starting think they got off track with the spud coalition so they didn’t have to say french fries. Nice try in ‘03 by the way. Love have a french toast to the way you spruced up our burger sides. Mission accomplished.

That’s the trouble with this tech. I can trace energy signatures through timelines and space but plenty gets lost in translation, a lot of the time was spent being lied to, and posers kept adopting glimpses into psychic channels as opportunities to seize aliases… but unlike this money machine they can’t seem to back that shit up when it all comes tumbling down.

Anyway Before Jr, Erik, and ivanka, marched me out to nowhere new mexico in search of a ramada. But like after I punched myself in the face to show 4chan who’s boss for sending an old man into the road during my meeting under duress with quote unquote benjamin neytenyahu. I spent a day in the hot box making what the wu tang would call a killer tape for donald trump. In pretty much every timeline he was shown this footage, he died of a heart attack.

The conversation goes something like this from my end… Sup you fuckin retard? You want respect? go fuck ivanka about it.  Welcome to my house you cheddar intolerant, ghost of your daddies boy ass, reverse raccoon eyed from spray tan penny pinchin knuckle dragger. At that point I pull out my dick. 

Given that he’s not dead, I’m willing to bet this latest media stunt is about as false of a flag as the ones from that steve bannon joke in the spanglish section. I pick up my phone to find 3 hours of candance owens flapping in the wind but not for suffrage. try the long lost 4th type of blood magic. 

Squibs aka fake blood packets.

Yes it seems squib games are afoot in america. Piece of the ear is the most bang for your hollywood buck, as proven by mike tyson, you kirk cameron ass, liar liar false flag on fire fighters. Even melany martinez could see through that plastic in your doll house. Did ben direct that scene himself or was russell brand giving more than back rubs and notes? Why would anyone risk a headshot? Did lee harvey oswalt? No. but the secret service agent with the loaded gun when the motorcade stopped didn’t have the same luxury. John wilkes booth had a chair to avoid. You think trumps podium is bulletproof? No… but the teleprompters at every inaugural address and political rally for any political candidate are… don’t fucking act like there isn’t a popemobiles worth of bullet proof glass on every stage that man approaches. If his ear is bleeding it’s a favor to rudy gulliany to memetically cover his shame. All someone had to do was tell him to leave out his hearing aid when it went off. If it did at all. What? You gonna deep fake blood spatter the way the CIA faked that cannibal tape? At Least I accurately pinpointed exactly who you sold out to Cpac owens. 

I thought you were one of the real ones. You’re falling for false flags and married to a real cigarette who tried to psychically seduce me. This is what the internet tries to grasp onto when they mention occoms razer. What’s more likely? The perfect squib or the perfect shot? America in ruin or britain doing what they always do? This is why i said people need to think. I didn’t get any comments pointing out that barisma wouldn’t need to pump the mylar from a plant if they’re ejected from aircraft as drones are already in the sky on that battlefront. Just because i’m the holy ghost, doesn’t mean i know everything. Kinda my problem with yahweh in the first place. That and the child bride they found mohammad. So hear me as i say candance owens.

Another side note. I don’t know any of these people. This is just really funny to me. The time lazer is a consensus machine and i just tried to ride the median energy of how we wanted the future to play out. I know this doesn’t make super sense at the moment especially if you think I’m ever going to apologize to fans of thundercat. If you get mad you’re du rag wearing hero wants to kick back with the ghost host with most holes and most cups racked in a game of water pong while we sip a little tito’s, then stay mad.

And so some various forms of mass surveillance networks have footage that present me as something i’m not. But i was. And now I am this presenting myself as best as I can type it because if i read it off the screen, I don’t convulse. And if these videos are just as offensive as what they put out but have twice the heart and compassion, then I can’t lose. Because you’ve been immunized and you know where my feeling lie. As american as they come.

And speaking of others telling lies. You can lie to others but you actually can’t, you tin foiled window, tin foil pipe, tin foil hat, wife beater wearing, track mark detectives. Meth may not destroy your life but if gives someone else you don’t reckognize the reigns and if you miss that you miss out, so if your last encounter with meth has you feeling like you missed out on your own life, raise a fist and say with me…

Next time, don’t miss

(anyone who thought I was talking about assinating the president with gunfire… you can’t have a next time if there wasn’t a first time… if you want him dead just show him that video… but don’t… i’m saying don’t… for legal reasons…)