Trash Theory? More Like Terminal Assrash
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You don’t know me and you don’t own me and there’s more leslie gore in store because it’s judy’s turn to cry, lucy’s lining up for penalty kicks in stoppage time, and we’ve got a long way to go before sunshine lollipops due to these Nabokov sycophants shooting the breeze in buckingham palace. I swear the only thing this site has more of than anglophiles is…
Well you may not know me or jamie loftus but it seems we all understand the situation and i’m not talking about kim kardashians latest co star when that snooki lookalike decides the bar isn’t just for cardi b’s backstory. Oestwagon is gonna be more fit for the psyche ward than the white house especially if young barron lanisters power couple sibling parents iverika got their hooks in your botox injections, fish face. loaf to get biblical but they weren’t talking about kushner being a nimrod in genesis so why not let the step dad pretend to be oedipus instead of your bbl gettin jettisoned from the edifice you call an epidermis on on your next trip to jabudahoose or did you not hear what harry belefonte said about a house? No… Caitlyn or whatever pepsi ad girls name was, i ain’t talking bout throwing carbonated kidney stones. But seeing as how I’m mountain new voltage at being the hyronimus bosch of word salads allow me to clue you in on something triptic you might have Starried
Look when it comes to race, I don’t see one race and that’s asian. The countries are too delineated and there isn’t the same diasporah effect that leads to something like black or chicano. How many korean chinese do you know? Somehow pacific islanders get lumped in too. See I’m racist but unlike the white tin men of the world (cause tech bros don’t have hearts) i don’t just know 5 scarecrows, I got a wheel barrow full of stories from a segregated city and land locked as a i am, we may soon see a pacific rim creole start to take form as the cultural exchange between Korea Japan and america increases. Kondoewasio and all that gringos. Domo arigato and i’m not talking sticks or cats. But the blacks know what i’m saying ain’t that right thundercat fans? Just kidding they're all white. But they do know a few korean chinese they just know they pick a side because it’s better than being known as generally asian or worse “oriental.” Y’all ever here of a little subcontinent named india? Columbus? Only thing fast as lighting in your kung fu fighting was smallpox. Speaking of cats, thunderCarl douglas, Come back when you back up kamasi washington and I’ll still forget why we let bassists become their own personalities you mononeon jizz stain showin hotel stayin beatniks. Can’t tell if that’s your stank face or your wank face whenever domi gets mentioned. “I wish i were the organ keys” you mutter under your breath but hey sometimes it’s about the bright ideas you don’t have you chubby birkenstock checkers, quit calling your bass cleft looking members blueberry hill and take a fuckin look at some real pros. K-pop groups.
They say a picture is worth about one of these videos(the minimum word count is 1000). I feel like some of the je ne sais qua would get vergessen homie, kondoewasio? Ever notice how language is coded into every movement? ASL gotta lotta catching up to do with tzuyu and if you don’t want the ziggy ziggy zal ganu bicky bicky bad bad news you’ll do well to k-perk those ears up before you pill pop those percocets you slack jawed lean sippers. No offense thundercat fans. Hey I get it, drugs and music go hand in hand. I myself am just glad to count myself among white rappers who didn’t name himself after their dicks unlike the afformentioned chris brown, modest yahoo, and eminem. Probably better than all the disses Candance Owens threw his way but this is about language and how the asians need to pick one.
Because I think it’d be real funny to get even more characters into chinese. The CCP has a lucious fox esque smart phone cluster server taking up a room the size of ibm’s first attempt at doomsday device and it still can’t function as a usable keyboard in that god who is forbidden forsaken 90’s dad with LA sans car seat in the back of an 80’s mercedes ass all the nope lines of E-40’s choices takin country of similar land mass and ⅓ the phat ass. Somehow 3 times the population though good luck hanniballin up those himilaya’s when america decides the drugs were coming from inside the house and z for zacharias itself into fallout new vegas. Might as well help hong kong, and taiwan, kong sogs, and give those bulldogs some nut butter. (there’s a lot there…) Send em packin with a red bottle rocket, in aluminium foil plugged into one of their london fog sockets.(like that too… because red rocket is a dog penis and some guy back in the day wrapped his penis [not his dog’s] in aluminum foil and stuck it in his wall outlet) Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink because their boarders are like the crisps on their shoulders… salty as fuck and their only river is clogged with sewage but it’s times to back to the show.
Ning ning better be a stage name you white chicks aping, india rails playing, foot on the table, no coaster nancy wannabe. Spy on me will you? Bet you got hyujin from stray kids looking over your shoulder trying white knight with his bleached skin while looking down your shirt because you’re in the 95th percentile in jyp’s roster for being stacked. Not every k-pop fan has a keponeer or i-zone wank shrine. Though by the way felix and bang chan try and brit up their aussie accents i can tell you think that’s bollocks. More like 3 packets of taco bell mild sauce. Guess le sserifim aren’t the only one’s who are a mess mess mess mess mess. So let me take you back to s class and ask that you pier pier pier da pier da peir up from your tiny dicks as i explain that ning ning is straight up a midzy and it’s all i want to talk about but the freaking american political system just keeps grinding my gears harder than a john deere tractor at a rural 4-h fair. Horse girls know what i’m saying, don’t ya candance Owens. I see you upstate new york. I’ve been to an X ambassadors show. 1 direction 2 religion red religions blue religion. Yet no restitution in our constitution. Would you like green parties and increased police regardless of who you vote for? I would not them uncle sam i am. How bout you take off those clown shoes and maybe tom mcdonald will have nis nuts clear enough of bingo’s peanut butter you give you some reflexology you frenetic cracked liberty bell curve ass better suited to sylvia plath if you can’t get a hold of that petro dollar. Pretty soon your hucow tubes are gonna better used sucking natural gas out the ass of the cost of the amazon and i ain’t talking democrats you bolsenero bolstering big oil blackrock blowing bigots.
And that’s before the brits make the titanic mistake of interjecting their propaganda that’s soggier than their mop tops so adopted by the foppish mods. Riding around vespas in thrift store italian leather and tweed suits. Get a fuggin raincoat like that wool worths ass tesco bear. Paddington ain’t got shit on courderoy and if you can clone one beatle, why are two still missing? Speaking of 2 down 2 to go, when does 2+2 not equal 4? Whenever yoko ono and linda mccartney are involved.(did linda die in wings?) Speaking of 2 down and 2 to go. Woah we’re 2/5ths there.(not so funny anymore is it?) But you tried your pete best britain. Thought you could eat my nation as a big brexit breakfast because we too have an asshole in a castle? (that’s a disney joke… because propaganda… is what a british person needs to take at their history)
We’ll see what that kashunk’n multitrack driftin weeb ningning has to say about that at the hague. You don’t fuck around with that un family (that’s a joke about the cultural differences in korean and american names) and last i checked that was still in NYC baby. Tay tay knows it’ been waiting for ya buckingham. Dear Charles and Andrew why don’t you kindly jog on out of that security council so we can be fly like a G6. how’s that for a far east movement. Got your orientation down yet or do i need to whip up some sea salt on top of some coeds in pajamas to get you the fuck out of my country? Fuck your psyop house arrest. If my hand are apartied then your about to see the albino mandala effect. Jesus called saul but your more appalled at my words than british degrees, you’ve lost more brain cells than boston did tea
And that goes double if you do meth. 6 months of abuse can take 5 years to undo the neural rewiring so ask your doctors if aphetimines are truly the best way you handle your childs lack of interest in hedgemonic narratives. More like ladderal saints am i right utah? Cleaning a room doesn’t make it go off but too much crank will make it go soft. Make sure you shake a tailfeather and not a box of out of state suddafed you toothpicking james dean cross dressin as karen carpenter lookin tweakers. Why don’t you cut up another line with your exposed cheekbones and share the needle with spiders in your skin ya chopper ridin gout hiders.