I'll Gronk Walt Disney's Frozen Head On ESPN

What’s up bluecher tube? Seems I’ve run afoul of the algorithm so beloved by young  frankensteins apprentice. I’m gonna chill out my hot head with a warm island song because every youtuber produces a 92 treatises (2024.12.26 edit… 95? wtf) and nails em to what they hope will be trending but is more likely the pity pick after a particularly disappointing noah samsen experience. Why should i be any exception? Not like i’m the freaking holy ghost no need to boast. This algorithm should be toast. Just because i ask another man’s wife and mother of three out to biscuits, it doesn’t mean that bassnectar is back in my good graces. Unless it’s old school nileyhot i ain’t into brace faces and it gets better when she gets milk in places. I want an interview not a struggle snuggle, what do i look like? Moonboy? Rave ninja? Sorry for datsik Local humor. And if i did wanna fight a slave to livenation it’d be rhianna because Barbados knows how to fly a flag. That’s you being racist not me. See tarriffs. Not chris brown. Last I checked he’s still lil dicky and chris brown is just happy the world accepted his apology as dave. That’s just one of the things we all know. Like how we all know a disney season pass is a fast pass to el jefe island if your space cadet mountain, log flume tea cuppin parents aren’t back by sundown. Homeless tunnels? Best be checkin the tunnels in that small world. After all meeting jeffry katzenberg and meg whitman ain’t the place in history it’s cracked up to be. Don’t have a quibi about it. I’m not worried about the letigious nature of a company that couldn’t figure out how human eyes orient.(tik tok users… it’s good for dancing and porn but not much else…) Besides. This isn’t about the flash in the pan wealth redistribution that kept the d tier celebrities complacent during the pandemic. This is about the darpa psyop skinner box that makes mark bulemiazerg look like a philosophy major sophomore. The youtube algorithm.

Not mad at it.

Pretty baller.

Like i still do the tubes in the breadiest of ways. I like my ladies with a little extra, costume options than the red beige or blue 3 piece fox news assigns to any given female correspondent that needs to cover up a shoulder tattoo. Look at that. Doesn’t disney own fox too these days? Not the news… Just the yellow family like all the other yellow families they’re trying to lock behind a screen. I can say that, they’re cowards. If you want to see the gender gap look no further than jordan peterson’s wardrobe(full disclosure, cj is a bit much for me so as of yet i haven’t watched the link) options compared to richt fuckabee. What the fucks her name? Betsy devos? They’re all the same to me. Probably bots or aids most of the time. Wonder if it’s the same 1000 monkeys in india that run the bing mechanical turk. So yeah… I still tube my philosophy as i Sophie my way to mars with an hbomber branded depends because god forbid i hit pause on his latest choo choo of thought powered by a potato clock.  Getting everyone on stream now to compete with twitch or bury the movie quality content leftist cooks were puttin out? Yeah that’s right! You think I didn’t realize the first three names I said were britishish? Sog heads? Australia already fought the emu wars so don’t think my grouse house doesn’t see your jazz coming you illuminaty blair bitch wanna be fucks. Eh tu value select? London eye??? Hung up on a series of triangles? Why don’t we pirowet to the founding of germany and how the bavarians used the north of the holy roman empire to pay back war debts. Unseccessfully I might ad. And now you think a ferris wheel is gonna keep your big ben up? Nan your museums are so littered with misunderstood culture pretty soon you’ll have to pretend Tunesia exhumed banksy’s rat mona lisa theme’d sarcophogus.

Shall I continue? bishu? Unlearning economics. Tom scott. Thomas nichols. Oh this is a pickle…. Think you can just GM Tease your plan for world domination with the confidence that people prefer john boyega over andrewism? Export your digital fentanyl to the us the way the mouse tries to in china one golden goat or golden state warrior at a time? Love to marvel at those statistics. need to get the Cia propaganda over to the new red dawn Or are you Just setting up crouching laker hidden disney to get larry fink and the blackrock boys to thailand more efficiently? More like espn bergers. Can’t believe Igatzeman maxwell hasn’t figured out the firewall was to keep the diddlers at bay. Too bad their silver hammer hasn’t found the soft spot on xi jinping’s head yet. Pooh? More like 10 cent kirby you Bob Eyor, christopher robbin children of their innocence Song of the southing shere khanen piglets. I can say that their copyright lapsed.

As if china would fall for that shit. Have you seen what we did to japan? Have you read what japan did to china in ww2? Who showed up 60 years prior? Oh say can you sweep that one under the rug like the hentai you printed off the family gateway before smart phones started spying on anything that showed up in 300 lumens. Glad we kim Jong’d em at bikini atoll to remind em who’s boss. Only thing more broken then our arrows was henry kissengers penial gland.

You know what’s pretty scary? Sexamatronics. Especially if they know karate and skew towards the age most people discover 4chan. Like if imagineers made those that would mean that world exists. And just by saying that some nazi who got skunk in the spirit cave will want to just to piss me off. And another will say that was my intention all along. And youtube thinks I want to be around these people? Or are you corralling me like some 1 star low renter black mirror style due to my all american attitude because I’ll smack the scowl right off simon cowell and sing my country tis of thee out my ass into his face and make gordon ramsey lick it up. For fucks sake you water seasoning bland toast eating suicide cliff. you had 5 women with the audacity to remind us that any mention of england and spice is nothing but tradgedy to choose from and only exported the trophy wife. Now you import telling the manufacturing sector they ain’t gotta go to work work work work work. That joke tracks with how out of touch you are brit tube. You threw off my groove. and I’m the jason stathom of youtube the way i be crankin out content the way asmr fans do their hogs. including me. at least semen makes a better necklace than a rope burn… hows that for top dog rose gold isaiah rashad?

Remember… xanderhall ‘s not the only one who can fall down a pipeline

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