Candance Owens WTF?
Hey traitor tube…. It was your bios but not no mo. I come home from my mom’s after a weekend of fun and chores to help relax after a month of getting mkultra’d. Gathering Hella secrets in the process because the cia doesn’t understand the difference between mind portals and string parsing. Shout out suckerberg we only see the tip.
So what do I find upon my return. Candice Owens is totally blowing up my spot with her own daily podcast about getting slandered. That’s my beat candice! And who are you working with? The enemy. Not their shitty magazine literally the redcoats! The limey sog heads. Silence brand! I didn’t even listen to the episode because his mailing list has jared leto written all over it. I don’t know about you but I’m not feeling 22. The brits were the original antisemites. (besides the romans and the… everyone in the old testament) Before numbers were sentences and pogroms were confused with paper discs guess what jolly old england was laughin their ass off to? The Taming of the shrew. And they Shilock to this day. Made up an accent to make fun of the irish and now we can’t even use the epithet. Act all hoighty toighty high and mighty john oliver and still end up more inbred than alabama. We talk about how many heads that king cut off but do we remember the ages of those brides? It was a different time… NO that’s why he CHANGED THE FUCKING RELIGION AROUND HIMSELF.
Candanice Owens?! And what is she talking about in 23?! HMMMMMMM……. LEMON PARTY!!! DON DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING. Seems someone’s stuck in the mudkips. You ain’t no doechii with JT. and you don’t know shit about mkultra. Why do you think i was talking about ku? Korean for flower. In the middle of what? ML machine learning. t … Jesus. Ra… Sun god. What war did you say the vets came back talking about mkultra? Korean. And we all know what happened after that. See you believed me. That’s how much better i am than them when it comes to linguistic bernays sauce. Raw sauce to quote…. You know
Candice owens?! Wow. You wanna interview the N-word girl, we could be talking mylar baby. I’m right outside DIA. EVERY PLANE HAS DEAD PEOPLE IN IT. but that’s because of logistics of embalming. But the mylar shit is real and it doesn’t prevent global warming it shreds clouds. Wettest 5 years in denver to date. Dust bowls in kansas. What’s between the two? D I FUCKIN A. they talk about the bunkers but they have you looking down so you don’t look up. That’s what hunter biden is doing with barisma. Get the UKrainians hooked on our weapons and bring the fuggin famine. But noooooooooooo….. Identity politics get the lay of the land don’t they? We gotta protect every racist. For what it’s worth… the only thing i agree with nick fuentes on is that you’re beautiful and intelligent.
But for the love of god open your freaking eyes woman. Candice owens!? Talking about christians being the most persecuited religion. Who’s doing that?! OTHER CHRISTIANS!! That and those athiests up in fog land lest we forget who sent the choppers to the balkans. At least the 12 tribes can agree on one land to genocide meanwhile you got how many tiny fires burning all over the disagreement on how often to drink wine out of some dude’s crotch region? I know you like books bull dyke so i’ll spare ya the spark notes and suggest the fires in canada is more of a fahrenheit 451 situation than a library of alexandria. I can say that I’m dutch and i’m known to have some sticky fingers. Must be from the ectoplasm because I’m the freaking holy ghost and all i want is to relax but candance freaking owens has other plans.
One apistolic faith, candace? What is this project blue screen? I don’t have 2000 years to barely scratch a third. You schmucks can’t even throw a fire fest. Are those jellyfish in the ocean or plastic bags from all the friggin wonderbeach coke dealers. You expect the four horseman and elon is struggling to get 4 horsepower out of the chopper that made him infertile. Satellites are dropping out of the sky and they got people believing in space lasers! Do you know how Stupidly heavy batteries are!? That’s why subs are nuclear powered. Goood luck getting that pressure in a vacuum elon. These are the people you expect to get behind a higher power than what? them? If their frontal lobes got any further lost inside themselves they’d be unable to lick their prostates and that simply wouldn’t do for the 1% you beg scraps from like oliver. MOOORS? Yeah that’s what they want out of london. Notice low society disappeared as your good friend russel rose to prominence? I know why the caged Angie Speaks but not what happened with that weird neighbor of theirs. Didn’t you hear what i said about the specials? Candance?! Hannibal protocol? More like amnistad protocol. But enough of these parlor tricks.
Candance owens. Why aren’t i on your podcast? I got the hole. I got the ghost hoodie. Busted in this timeline rick n morty season 7 style with unfinished business n gotta get rid of the CIA, The British monarchy, Dredge up those vatican files and clear out those swiss banks. I mean didn’t you see that freaking eclipse video? Why do you think they’re hunting me? Think you can just bust up a literary figure and expect wishes to pour out? Classic cia. More like mmmkay you’ll try, hard. And stay mad. You ain’t got jacob’s ladder, flatliners. Road house. Be all like i’m 12 and what’s this? But round these parts we hit f5 and you can take 5 to the face if you think i’m scared of bearded jim from the office. Not you candace. I wanna take you out for biscuits. 34th n tennyson. You can bank on it. I got 4 grand from a busted whip and anyone talking shit can get a busted lip. Got my nuts clipped but i still got the drip when i see em in that slip. Pynk janelle monet style. Implore ya take it back to victoria and i know you be making shit pop so why don’t you take a break from the hedgemonic daily no ad revenue grind and unwind with the grapevine. Geopolically speaking.
But speaking of… you know. Being built different. Who do you think they were waiting to see? SEE KYLE NOW? BOUT THIS TALL? Basically nothing. Yeah hitler did nothing way wrong. That guy was an asshole. And how dare paranthesises their god name paranthesis their plight a hollow cost. Parentheses Their lives were not dreidel coins. You got half these fuckers out here searchin for rittenhouse in a 100 gecs wig and Vaush is out hear thinking he’s trigun. Candace owens? You wanna end up like kidology out here making up fetishes for the unamused? Or do you pick up your fuckin dominos and count what’s in the boneyard? Because you know I got that 5:5 spinner and you put 20 on the table. I’m a racist. A rat racist. Imma rat on all those racists. I’m a one man ruby ridge. I got shako and bako in waco and guns you can’t tako. If there two things i love it’s crime and solving crime. If there’s one thing humans got right it’s crime. Because that’s what they said it is.
Don’t do meth. I don’t do meth and that’s why I’m this smart.
footnote: the “one man ruby ridge joke” was something one of the voices in my head would always quote and idk who came up with it first but that voice got attributed to the director of darpa. Look her up and tell me that wouldn’t be adorable