Fuck You Ningning

What’s up verbal tube? I call you that because you place way too much importance on your form of communication. But hey, 2 out of 5 is the best we can do despite what dark moneyberg and metaspin would have you believe. This sites losing more common sense then the american internet users did protections under ajit pai or the british peasants did commons during turn of the century austerity measures. Joe rogan’s a long way from Jane austen so put down your first editions of sense and sensibility and allow me to examine the prejudices y’all take so much pride in you hardly rolls roycin, flat aston martian ass, import bus drivin hypocrits. Adopt metric? How bout you get your hydroplaning two seater out the suicide lane and suck a euro while i pound the common hay penny into you mum’s pink sock drawer and hang her up to dry in the garden for nice man george or Lightspeed Champion to tug their bollocks about in the wee hours. How’s that for a midnight surprise? Shift the stig, lipstick on pig or should i say helmet on a slag. I’m pretty sure daft punk won the hundred years war just by pulling the ultimate top gear prank. 

I swear this whole series of inconvenient half truths is one soccer hooligan being like, U wot. Ello muffin, ere to spray shite about me teef, tube, and fish n chips. And over, here, my fair lady, i’m being like, what’s with fuckin museums and swiss bank accounts? And about what those mouths did. How many melted teeth you got locked away in the alps or Rhianna’s neighboring islands, house of lords of flies? innit. At least oligarchy means something. Feudal lords used to have moats and now you’re less adept at fixing a hole than the band so formulaic boris johnson uses the white album to set his peroxide. Raise your hands if you’re over 64 and drop a snooker ball on your powdered merkin if you get the feeling your no longer loved. I can say with certainty on this side of the pond your accent goes further than your title and only as a square on a white woman’s exotic lifestyle bingo card. No disrespect to my buddy redacted. You’re one of the good ones champ. Enough time in the mile high and I’m sure the sog will drain out of your ears one day.

But Back to people I don’t like… in addition to Swiss bank owners. Is that even still a thing or have they moved elsewhere? Like Davos is still there but Ordinary Things says it’s boring as hell. Does klaus schwab have some sort of saudi orb he stole from the exhumation of eva braun? the long lost chanel no. 88? Stack that logo on itself and the butterfly effect ain’t hard to c-c. C-c? Sort of like how our eyes were expected to see quibi but horus ain’t nowhere in sight and ankh can’t believe i’ve done this and forgot mention my other guess at the skeleton in Klaus schwabs swiss lock box. Lemmi suggest it might be kissinger’s phrenelogical jigsaw puzzle from the cambodian mine fields. How else are you gonna get a doctorate on strange love you trans literature burning pederasts? Guess who’s the bomb now because I invented the night and i’m ready to go off in your gay bar. Danger danger backstreet’s back alright. And now that’s we’re down at mcdonalds preferring the combination pizza hut and taco bell. Allow dis racist to tell you to sit down and put away those boners gang weed.

Or should I say ning ning. Caught me at my most vulnerable. I helped you out with winter and this is how you do me? Over there in Busan like unf zig unf zig because you set me up the bomb as the one chinese korean? Think you can slip by like Sorn or hasley? Scooter braun already vaccinated me to that behaivior with carly rae and mr. yummy yum. I’m dedicated side b to the loveliest time so spare me your maybe’s, your number, your kiss, and tap into this emotion. 

First off pretty suss that your armageddon album drops the day i leave my job after getting framed for murder and being accused of blood magic. Secondly, You know i don’t fuck around with anyone under 24(half your age + 7). You got me slipping up the same way i got a girl pregnant. You just assume you can trust them but noooope. No birth control. This was the miscarriage not the abortion. And after all that, Your cyber stalker asks to be your circle jerk jerk mate and it’s on me to know i’m spinning the chat roulette of age gaps. 21? Why you coming up to me with all these stories about being past your prime? What is this? Dandy Dan’s up the street? Either your lying to me, or to the korean public and by extension the world and by the transitive property… yourself

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Just goes to show new jeans has no excuse. Here’s a tip ladies, I don’t even know your name because it’s not worth knowing and if all you have to offer is a cookie and need of attention i suggest you get out the middo of whatever the fuck that building is and get some pink venom like babymonster. Sheesh. Maybe next time get discovered on a talent show and not after being taken in some male group star’s man cave, or as they like to call them, night clubs. Some of us have better things to do with our time despite just coming of drinking age. Looking at you ningning

Unlike itzy… god she never shuts up about itzy. We get it. It all starts with a little itzy member named ryujin. How many times are we going to have to hear that speech as we search for the milkiest of Niley hott videos. Frankly I think the way those south american super suckables settled is preemo even after the keg is tapped. Now you got me out, here, looking like homelander when obviously I’m the stray man from aunty donna’s big ol house of fun. Unfortunate distributing by the way but way to get that bag. Even the logo shows they can’t paint over all their crimes. And jerking off is not a crime. But cyber stalking a man who has clearly stated he doesn’t want to interact with people under the age of 24 at the age of 21 is a huge breach of trust after 10 pm. I know time zones make it different for you over there in Busan but hours to the day ain’t years to your age and before any hambuckers wanna get a bunker buster in their twisted knickers, let me remind you that’s why i set my personal standards higher than your laws. The laws which you broke by the way. I dunno about korea but here in the home of the “can we still call them the braves?” 21 is old enough to smoke and if she smokes, she pokes but not this bloke if her age is less then my lowriding neighbors wheel diameter. Meanwhile you’re after the radius of a stock pontiac vibe and taking this comment as a targeted add for a cock ring. 

Don’t talk about me mum! Get your hearing checked charles before your suck up son/nephew finds out how much wood a wood and felt animatronic mouse can smuggle into thailand for fake tans and hormone treatments. What I love about showbiz is the knight life after all. Who cares if these hu cows pierce their septum? It was gonna get deviated anyway. Sorry to bother you but it seems I’ve reached my word count and and I can’t take you at your words, cunts. Hope you hear that loud and clear wannabe nancy. You shouldn’t try to fly and you shouldn’t trust british people.

Come back in 12 hours or so if the fent laced crank doesn’t rack ya. If you or someone you love shoots more ice than dice tell them oedipus had it right. Take it straight to the eyeball and get the fuck out of polite society, you shard snortin neck like a busted universal socket, molar lockers. Are those open sores from scratching or from roombaing your hand under the couch while your last $2 dollars of the dime bag sits comfortably between the cushions you’re gonna try and suck zinc out of when the only copper you can find is in the pennies stuck to the melted skittles?

Have a nice day…