Lyrics:

V1:

Oh the cans will all turn grey,

And the wrappers will turn white.

All the cars will rusty away,

The tires will catch fire.

And when the starships come,

What treasures will they find.

Long and floppy dildos

Cause dildos never die

Chorus:

Oh yes that vibrating, automated

Artificial penetration

Sure can be lots of fun when your alive

And when your gone they carry on,

So it ain't wrong to write a song

About your toy cause dildos never die

V2:

You could buy a pocket pussy

You could get a plastic ass

You could get a honest real doll

And boy you'd have a gas

You might think its different

Cause its you not them inside

But they're basically all dildo's

And dildos never die

[repeat chorus]

V3:

and when the missiles come

Those dildos in the sky

Their jizzum full of shrapnel

Our bodies fertilized

No one will explain

But the visitors will find.

They can all go Fuck themselves

Cause dildos never die

[repeat chorus]